10 Commandments for Liberals

Since there has been a secular movement to decrease the value of God and religion in our country, I believe it is fitting at this time of year for the liberal democrats to have their own 10 commandments.

1.Thou shall vote into office,  the most liberal Democrat.

2.Thou shall not vote for any likeness to a liberal Democrat such as, a moderate Republican or independent.

3. Thou shall not speak badly of a Democratic or liberal president, even if they abuse their power. Thou shall defend them, even if they say things such as, 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman'.

4. Thou shall forever remember to keep Obama's day holy, which is election day or future election days.  Thou shall honor this day by continuing to vote for liberal democrats, by having dead people vote for liberal democrats, and by always having enough absentee ballots that can be then manipulated in order to win the election. That is, any form of voter fraud is allowable in order to win.

5. Thou shall honor your Democratic president and vice president, especially if the president is the 'Messiah', since you have little use for God and religion because they could interfere with the importance of BIG government control over your lives.

6. Thou shall not kill a bill even if allowing it will result in killing many Americans (the elderly being first) as Obamacare is sure to do as early as 2014.

7. Thou shall not commit adultery unless you are a liberal Democrat and will be forgiven and your dirty deed forgotten by the Propaganda Press.

8. Thou shall not steal good, effective and proven ideas from Republicans or Conservatives, simply because they are Republican/Conservative ideas. The fact that these ideas may actually help Americans is of no concern to you.

9. Thou shall not testify falsely against your neighbor unless it is a Republican or Conservative and you can discredit him/her with your falsehoods.

10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's house or goods unless it is to redistribute their wealth and give these properties to those that vote for democratic liberals. It is only fair to give to those that stay home and choose to receive from the generous government. Also, Thou shall not covet your neighbor's spouse unless you are willing to use government paid contraception.